Title Pieces of Paul, part 4 of ?
Combos:  implied Clive/Graham, and eventually, not yet, Clive/Graham/Paul V.
Rating: PG, due to cussin', innuendo, inadvertent American jive, and peril
Disclaimer: This story is for entertainment purposes only,  the creative endeavor, thoughts, emotions, actions or orientations of any real persons mentioned are totally made up, here. Darned if I know what these persons are concocting for reals, in any case they and/or the production company own, at the least, the title, character names, and scenario.
Word Count: 700ish, this bit.
Summary: early drafts of scenes from Simon and Nick's next movie, "Paul" !?!
Warnings: Probably overdid the Britishisms, consarn it. Please let me know.

As previously mentioned, 

Title Pieces of Paul, part 3 of ?
Combos:  implied Clive/Graham, and eventually, not yet consarn it, Clive/Graham/Paul V.
Rating: PG, due to cussin', innuendo, inadvertent Americanisms, and peril
Disclaimer: This story is for entertainment purposes only,  the creative endeavor, thoughts, emotions, actions or orientations of any real persons mentioned are totally made up, here. Darned if I know what these persons are concocting for reals, in any case they and/or the production company own, at the least, the title, character names, and scenario.
Summary: early drafts of scenes from Simon and Nick's next movie, "Paul" !?!

Hallo! Again! Fregg_love rs!

As previously mentioned, 

Criticism tempered by a soupcon o mercy is welcome as all get-out.

Title Pieces of Paul, part 2 of ?
Combos:  (eventually! not here tho) Clive/Graham/Paul V.
Rating: PG, due to cussin', grief, and soft toy dismemberment
Disclaimer: This story is for entertainment purposes only,  the creative endeavor, thoughts, emotions, actions or orientations of any real persons mentioned are totally made up, here. Darned if I know what these persons are concocting for reals, in any case they and/or the production company own, at the least, the title, character names, and scenario.
Summary: early drafts of scenes from Simon and Nick's next movie, "Paul" !?!

Hallo! Again! Fregg_love rs!

As previously mentioned,  these scenes were allegedly retrieved from a well-nigh fried laptop brought into a small North London repair shop, and leaked to the internet by the unscrupulous repair technician. Tsk.

Antonio Smith, [1] Forensic Linguist, had to wonder "how likely is it that the sex scenes are the only portions of this script to survive a mac meltdown?"  Suspiciously soon after, these  PG rated bits surfaced, as if in response to this criticism. Hmm. Suspicious!  Smith also comments, "the use of fantasy sequences and visual homage is reminiscent of the sitcom Spaced... However... it seems more likely that Pegg and Frost would take care to avoid devices so characteristic of Pegg's work with Jessica Hynes and Edgar Wright, who are not directly involved in this project. "

A telling analysis, I think.